I live in Hoboken.
I work in NYC.
I am scared of clowns.
I have a cat named Mr. Jack.
If you feel so inclined, you may email me at krisgleim (at) gmail (dot) com.
"I’m sure if you were there you would have pursuaded/motivated us to go hit up some Black Friday shopping but as it was the only thing we did was a trip to Wal-Mart (in the words of Napoleon: GROSS!) as Adam and I were heading home."